Sunday, July 17, 2016

Moody has too many women around (satire)


Moody was proud of his 56-inch chest but, the world around him was falling apart and women were forcing their way into the male bastion. As a result, the ever-so-smart Moody, who loved to coin new words and phrases was in a dither.
Women were fine in the kitchen and in the maternity wards, but why barge into the predominantly male domain of politics.
The ringing of the phone brought him back to reality. The caller was Vladdy Putty.
‘Our friend Day Weed has gone,’ Putty said. ‘It was sad to see him leave. Poor man – he had to pack his own belongings.’
‘I know,’ Moody said. ‘Here we do it differently.’
‘How?’
‘We just do not leave our bungalows,’ Moody said. ‘Actually, I want to change all that.’
‘Can you really do it?’ Putty asked. ‘Will your people like it?’
‘Don’t worry,’ Moody said. ‘I have my methods. I have made people give up their LPG subsidy. I can make leaders to vacate their accommodations also. But – that is not likely to happen in the near future.’
‘Anyway – that is your headache,’ Putty went on. ‘I actually called you on another subject.’
‘What is that?’
‘Day Weed has gone, Bee Rack O’Vama is also on the way out. We already have Angel Miracle and Tressa May and there could be Clean Ton to follow. There will now be some more women in our sights.’
‘Yes. I am not worried. I can handle women,’ Moody replied.
‘Remember, these women wield enough power to keep their men in check,’ Putty said. ‘They have funny ideas and can play spoilsport at will. It is difficult to trust them.’
‘I don’t trust anybody,’ Moody said. ‘Not even my wife.’
Putty laughed.
‘We men are all alike,’ he said. ‘But – invariably, they get the better of us. And – in international politics that can be disastrous.’
‘I can put in place any woman who becomes too big for her boots. I have done it recently. The poor woman does not know what has hit her,’ Moody said. ‘My policy is - Men must tower, women must cower.’ (to be continued …)


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